"Like Being Drunk at a Wine Party"

Today at recess the kids were playing on the new equipment (SO EXCITING!) and a student stumbled over to me and said, "When you get off the spinny thing it feels like you are drunk at a wine party and had too much." Teacher response, "Really? How do you know about that?" Student said, "I guess I've seen it a few time." ... Oh, the joys of 3rd graders